Wierd complains!

Here i mention some of the funny n stupid complains of some patients i came across till now....with no offence to them....i guess this is due to illiteracy and nothing else....
 

1. Baideu mur lora tur ekdom khabo nukhuje (what do you expect from a 6yr old?)

2. Baideo mur suwali jonir suli phatise (for your kind info i also have split ends)

3. Baideo muk bhal vitamin saline eta diok (a perfectly fine person who comes by walking from her house with perfect health doesnot need an iv infusion)

4. Baideo mur ga tu bohut komjor lagi thake...enekua eta beji diok ji diar loge loge moi healthy hoi jam. (we are docs not magicians)

5. Baideo i am 4months pregnant...and i want an abortion(we are docs not murderers)

6. Baideo muk 1week agote kukure kamurisil.. Kiba beji lobo lagisil neki (you could have come few more days later aftr developing rabies)

     These are just a few with lots more to come....